Confessions of a Size Queen

Ideas

2008-09-24T19:47:00.000-07:00

Hey my little freaks, I am working on a new project involving compiling instances of SPH in mainstream entertainment, such as Movies, TV, Music, and Books. I have some already on my list, but I would like to hear from you what you can contribute.

One of my tiny dicked pets bought me a new Bulkhead Transformers Animated figure, and this weekend I have a very special treat involving said action figure, so stay tuned for more of that. Try not to cream your panties with anticipation.

How NOT to piss me off...

2008-09-17T17:59:00.000-07:00

Being a beautiful goddess of small penises like myself, it happens once in awhile that a pathetic little pea balled moron misunderstands the way the relationship works. He will slip up and forget that he is supposed to be worshiping Me. He might take Me for granted. And by take for granted, I mean mistake Me for someone who truly cares. Remember, you are only here for My amusement.

So many jerk off losers love to talk shit about how much they have, but then when it time to pay the piper, or the Vixen in this case, they cry poverty. Although I do enjoy humiliating all you little dick wimps, I don’t do it out of the kindness of My sadistic heart. You shrimps are a dime a dozen, and don't you ever forget it for a second.

If you want to serve THIS Mistress you must show your submission, and sometimes that means with your wallet. It's the least that a little worthless clitty twister like you can do. I am not a fin domme, and I do not demand a lot, but I do appreciate being spoiled on occasion. I am a spoiled brat and shiny new things always attract My attention. When your Mistress requests a new toy She's been eying, any loser in their right mind would submit and just buy the toy.... Not only would they submit, but they would do it in a heartbeat. With that said I would like to announce The new devoted pet of the Month Award. It will go to the pet who unquestionably served his mistress and did so without making a fuss.

/end rant

Anyway Halloween is coming up soon. It is my favorite of all holidays. It is the night when even little wimps like you can masquerade as something your not. Thus I think I am going to dress up as a naughty nurse. I think I will do a little photo shoot with one of my minions, and post it on the site. Don't go getting your panties in a twist.

Being a Size Queen

2008-08-06T11:05:00.000-07:00

Being a size queen means that I am very selective about the kinds of dicks I like to fuck. Personally, I prefer one that is seven inches or larger. Any smaller than that and your worthiness is highly questionable.

Many of my callers, both dedicated and deadbeat always wonder how big was the biggest I have fucked. The answer to that is 9. 5 inches long, and 6.5 inches in girth. Can you beat that, sissy? A lot of you fagots are not even that impressed by that kind of cock. I have to laugh out loud at you guys because you are sitting there on the end of the line tugging on your tiny 2 inch dick like a lame pathetic loser. Even if you were half the man that he was, you would probably be in better shape. Not that much better, however, because even then you'd be too small to satisfy.

The only thing little shits like you are good for is foot worship and pussy clean up. There is nothing more delightful to me than having my toes sucked my a wimp with a hard little clit.

Call me tonight and let's talk about what a pathetic waste of air you are. 1.69 per minute. That should be manageable for a cheapskate pindick like you.

Who's the Ross?

2008-07-27T15:41:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile since I had anything to say to you losers, but lets face it- I am a busy girl and I feel no guilt leaving you hanging breathless waiting for a new update, salivating like a puppy.

I just wanted to write a post about this pathetic little wanker I had the pleasure of speaking with yesterday. His name is Ross and he is about as big a loser as they come. He called me up and proceeded to send me links to all the sites that he has whored himself out on. Apparently Ross was caught off guard at the amount of attention he's drawn to himself once his heinous activities became publicized. Every sissy loser with an internet connection knows of him and is envious of him (according to Ross). I mean what's not to envy? He's well-built and has a slightly better than average sized cock. Obviously, it's not the size of the cock on the man that truly determines whether or not they have a shred of manhood.

Ross actually enjoys all the attention and has developed quite a bit of egotism. He's nothing more than a buffoon. Well, could you imagine how lucky I felt to be talking to such a celebrity? I browsed his photo galleries and took a hard look at the pics he sent me honestly bewildered that someone would be proud enough to call this his life's work. I don't know, would any of you really be such pathetic little dick-tuggers if you had any other choice?

He even sent me a video of himself having wild sex with his blow up doll. It's a wonder his pinprick didn't pop a hole in the material. He really enjoyed fucking her from behind and then turning her over so they could make out. Best of all, Ross likes to rob himself of the only thing you losers have going for you: the sweet release of your pent up loser load. He loves looking at hot girls, and fucking his hot blow up doll, but he also loves the frustration of not finishing the job. What an ignoramus.

Angelina. NOT a Size Queen

2008-04-25T18:49:00.000-07:00

Oh, Brad...He's this big!

My smallest....encounter

2008-04-23T19:02:00.000-07:00

So, now that I have discussed my biggest experience, I think it's time to talk about my smallest encounter.

My friend Mike brought one of his friends over one night. We three were watching pornos for fun (something Mike and I did together a lot) when, suddenly, Mike turns to me and tells me how small his friend is. His friend, let's call him Jack, was this really shy little wimpy type. He didn't WANT to whip out his tiny dick, but after Mike and I teased him into it, he finally relented and dropped his pants like the pussy he was.

What I saw there had to be a joke. Now, at the time I had no idea what sph was or that their were actually wimps out there that got off on being small. This guy wasn’t small, it would be a complement to even say he was small. He was totally hairy and all you could see was what looked like a tip of a penis sticking out of his pubic hairs. It was like some freak accident happened to him and his dick just never grew, EVER. I started to laugh but quickly began to regret my immature behavior.

What happened next nearly floored me, the tiny thing began to get hard. I had to cover my mouth to hold back the laughter. I kid you not, fully erect it was the size of my thumb. He noticed my reaction and quickly pulled up his pants. I couldn’t keep a straight face for the rest of the night. I never saw Jack again but I’ll never forget him.

another size vixen?

2008-04-20T16:21:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba. Size Queen? Confirm or Deny. Discuss.

EwW

2008-03-06T09:57:00.000-08:00

This may be the one and only time ever that you see me mention this assclown. But this is something that really doesn't surprise me. GWB is a size queen.

Who knew?

2008-03-04T20:50:00.000-08:00

That Usher was such a Size Queen

What Exactly is Small?

2008-03-01T20:21:00.000-08:00

Based on the amount of feedback I have been receiving from my “Does Size Matter” article, I decided to do a little follow up for those of you who fail miserably to read between the lines. Just like everything, dick size is a matter of relativity, but there are some guide lines. I mean sometimes it’s obvious what is big and what is small. To me, less than five inches= SMALL, even if the average pussy length is four inches. Seven inches+ =BIG. Another size queen may not agree with those numbers, but I’m speaking on behalf of myself as well as the typical girl. Your little 4.3inch cock may look good on paper guys, but not inside a women’s vagina. If you want to know what is small, the pussy will tell you. First and foremost, you have to take into account several factors: her prior sexual experiences, whether or not she's had children, plus her general body shape and physique; it can vary. To REALLY please a woman, you need to have at the very least, an above-average sized dick.

Theoretically, if your size falls between 4" and the "average" of 6.5", and the girl is a virgin, with a little work, you may be able to get the job done. But let’s face it; for most of you guys-- the days of you getting a tight virgin’s naïve little pussy are long gone. If she's experienced, I wouldn't count on giving her the time of her life. By the time you get a woman to actually sleep with you, she's most likely already had something bigger insider her--be it a dildo or a dick. She might even have a little fun (laughing in your face), but she will probably end up faking it for you just to get it over with. And then she will probably run back to her friends and tell them about how ill-equipped you are.

So if your still have to ask yourself, "Will my ‘average’ (or below LOL) sized penis be big enough for her?" It might seem like it would work, but the answer is a resounding NO in most cases.

My BIGGEST Conquest

2008-02-22T20:35:00.000-08:00

Lots of you little dicklettes like to ask me how just how large the biggest dick I've ever seen was. I am not exactly sure why you losers even want to know, but I figured I would say something about it. The biggest one I have seen in person was 9.5" long and 6.5" girth. His name is Armand, and yes, I did have sex with him, numerous times. And it felt GREAT. Not only did I fuck this guy for all he was worth, but I made my boyfriend watch the whole thing with his hands tied to the chair he was sitting in. See, at the time, I thought my boyfriend was pretty big, or at least decent. He was 6.5" inches and for the most part, sex with him was enjoyable. But once I laid eyes on that big cock that his friend had, I knew I HAD to have it inside me. I wanted to see for myself what women meant when they said they liked a BIG man. After discovering how good a large cock felt, I became a size queen--right then and there. All of a sudden my decent-sized little boyfriend didn't stand a chance. Needless to say, he could not handle the aspect of me that was created the day I put that big thing in me.

Does Size Really Matter?

2008-02-10T12:19:00.000-08:00

Do you often wonder if your member is big enough to please your girl? If you fall short of the 4" mark, then the answer is simple: No. You will probably never be able to please any self-respecting girl with just your penis alone. It doesn’t matter if she’s a virgin with a super tight pussy or an old pro-- you would still be way too small to give her an orgasm from your little one. This is because the average length of the vagina is approximately 4". This implies that if you're shorter than 4", then your tiny penis wont even fill her up and therefore will never reach the places females crave to be hit. Even if you have mad skills, it would be more of a chore than a good time.

Realize that many women are lying when they say that size doesn’t matter. It matters a whole lot when it comes down to the guy who isn’t long enough. Small dicks are a huge disappointment. Fucking a small dick is similar to having an itch someplace that you just can’t scratch. Luckily for you they make special toys like penis extenders that will allow you to get better depth. If you can't do it yourself you might as well use one. Trust me; your woman (if you have one that is) will thank me for it.

You better hope your stick's not too slim because girth might be all you have going for you. Some women claim that girth can make it or break it when your dick is short. A cock with a lot of girth is great for things like clitoral stimulation. So, if you're length doesn't cut it and neither does your girth, you better just go home. You are only wasting your date’s time.

Girl Talk

2008-01-26T14:28:00.000-08:00

Okay I know you wimps probably wonder "Do girls really discuss penis size?" If you guess yes, then you're right. Girls do talk-- and we are brutally honest with each other. Personally I’m very open about talking to my friends about the size of penises that I have either had the pleasure or misfortune of running into. I have even had a few discussions with guys about the sizes I have seen.

My friends and I have been discussing the dicks of our lovers as long as I can remember. We've always been very open with each other, and feel that sharing is caring. I don't think this is an isolated thing, either. In one way or another, all girls like to talk to each other about their experiences with the men they have seen. There are plenty of girls who will ask their friends straight out: “So what’s he packing?”

When this happens it doesn’t matter what the reply is, the answer is always written all over her face. It's easy to boast if the guy they're seeing is well hung. That said, it's quite an achievement to find a man that's up to standard. Then again, if she's encountered a guy with a small dick, she could say it all without saying a word. What a real disappointment to fall for a guy and learn he has a tiny package. If it wasn't so hilarious, it would be heartbreaking. We will always make at least one small penis joke at his expense. It’s our way of getting the last laugh...Hahaha....We even have a whole system of ranking that I will get into another time. I am not sure you sissies deserve to hear the truth besides the cold hard truth that your little member is under tight scrutiny from a woman and her army of allies. So keep in mind any time you show a girl your penis you can be sure that all of her friends (and probably even future lovers) will have a pretty good idea of what you have in your pants. If you're big, then you are a legend, if you're less than average, well, then you will forever be a joke in the eyes of the girl who rejected you.